Important Thoughts on Columbus Day

(I have none.)


Roommate: Some people consider Columbus Day to be Italian Heritage Day.

Me: I didn’t know he was Italian.

Roommate: Yeah, he was from Genoa.

Me: Mmm. . .That’s where ham comes from.

Happy Columbus Day! or Italian Heritage Day! or Indigenous People’s Day! or Day You Don’t Have to go to Work/School! or Day You Remember How Terrible Columbus Really Was! or. . .You know what, just, Happy Monday.


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